Lady Breaks In, Pets Dog, Does Dishes

If only all burglars could be this nice and helpful. An Ohio woman was arrested and charged with burglary by the Vinton County Sheriff's Office last week. Her exact crime? Entering a house, petting the family dog and then doing the dishes.

Cheyenne Ewig, allegedly entered through an unlocked backdoor of a home in Hamden, Ohio, when she proceeded to pet the pooch and tidy up. She then left without making the bed or vacuuming (joke). The homeowner contacted police about the break-in and mentioned how the woman was acting very strange. She was apprehended later that day after other reports of a lady acting very strange were made. According to officers, she appeared to be under the influence of narcotics and she told police she had not slept in two days.

As always, all subjects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The dog was, however, proven to be a good boy, but not as good of a guard dog.