Here's another one of those studies from the University of Duh, published by the esteemed Dr. Obvious.

The only thing that makes people more miserable than being OUT of work, is actually... WORKING!
This study was conducted in London, England and found that people are generally the most unhappy and stressed-out while working.  The only thing that the respondents ranked higher was being bedridden and sick

We now return you to your crappy job..