Man Swings Horse Penis In Front Of Teens After Using Its Tail As A Beard [NSFW]
A man, in the U.K. thought it OK to perform a lewd act after noticing a horse had become "visibly aroused."
Stroke of genius.
The lewd show began with the man grabbing the horse's tail and using it as a beard. When that drew some laughs from a group of teens, and noticing the horse was into it as well, the man proceeded to work the horse's member in an up-and-down manner before swinging it around it circles, whooping it up, and to polish off his absurdity, thinking the horse was in need of a bath down there, why not rub it in baby oil for good measure? There, nice horsey, all good and clean.
I believe probation and about a $400 fine can be added to his list of now 27 dust-ups with the law.
More simply terrific specifics here.