Hey, I like a clean ballbag as much as anyone, but there are limits to the extent which I'll go to ensure that.  Unlike this guy:

Witnesses told Portland police that 40 year-old Jamie Hensler tried to toss a water balloon to youngsters at a park before stripping down and washing his hairy gumdrops in the park's drinking fountain.

He was, obviously, kicked out as well as arrested and charged with misuse of a drinking fountain, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

"Mr. Cleanutz" was also recently accused of assault, harassment, disorderly conduct and recklessly endangering another person.