It is now a big person thing, and definitely not-safe-for-work, to decorate your backside like a pumpkin. It's blowing up cheekily this year on the internet, and we feel it is our responsibility to let you know this is absolutely allowed and encouraged enthusiastically.

Instagram - sirensspa
Instagram - sirensspa
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Think about it. Butt cheeks, when highlighted and contoured properly, can definitely resemble the ribbing of a pumpkin! That's a work of art using shading and glitter to bring out the absolute bumpkin pumpkin best, don't you think? Careful on that squeeze to assure freshness though brother!

Instagram - gogetglitter
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Glitter pumpkin butts are kind of a spectacular new trend.

And the kids ... once Mom caught wind of the internet's newest frenzy, baby bum just gotta have one, too ... cute ...

Buzzfeed: Baby Backside
Buzzfeed: Baby Backside
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Mom swears a pudgy bottom works best for her girl's gourd, but I'm more of an I-like-big-butts-and-I-cannot-lie kind of guy.

Twerk-or-treat?