Eggplant and peach emojis are everywhere, everywhere I tell you!

Survey says sexting is way up right now.

In the past six weeks or so, tweets containing the word "coronavirus", that also feature a word like "nude" or "[d***] pics" are up a meaty 384%, using the eggplant or peach emojis are up 46%. Self-isolation and getting all sexy twitchy? Experts say, there's a connection. The primal fight or flight response can be triggered under the stress of quarantine. When testosterone levels get spiked, in both genders, natural stimulants take over, and there's your sexual arousal.

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