Back in June, when it was made mandatory to wear masks in public, especially in places where we can not social distance ourselves from other people, I made a happy little POLL about which of the masks I should wear. The main question was, will any mask work? I'm sure some are better than others, but it seems like every time you turn around, you're hearing new news about what kind and the effectiveness of masks. Well now that we're in the month of October, and my "KISS Bandanna" (that won June's Poll with 26.67%) is getting all skanky (don't ask) I figure it's time for a PART 2.

For this second Poll, I dug even deeper into my trunks of stuff from Timmy's Basement, and included some of the new masks that have been given to me, since the pandemic started 7 months ago. I'll give pros & cons on each one, and at the end, please take the poll to decide. Who knows, you might see me in public wearing one of these dusty treasures!

TSM/Timmy!

1 - The KATS Mask: Fashionable! Stylish! & it shows which station you rock out too! It's extremely comfortable, but if you have a beard, it might be trying to make an escape! Be on the look out for this new addition to the KATS Swag!

 

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2 - Wonder Woman Bandanna: I'm a comic nerd, and my wife is an enabler! She bought me this one! It's colorful, it's comfy, easy to put on! The only bad thing, is when I go full Linda Carter and spin around in a circle, I run the risk of it flying off.

 

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3 - The Lay's Chips Bag: Not super practical, but it already has a face at the top of the bag, and if you don't clean it properly before wearing, you'll smell BBQ (in this case) the whole time you're wearing it!

 

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4 - Spaceballs - The Face Mask: I love this one, but you have to know your Spaceballs movie history. In a nutshell, the movie was forbidden from selling merchandise. Lucasfilm & THX helped with all the special effect in exchange for Mel Brooks not selling anything. That is why it's such a huge joke in the movie. Pitching everything from Spaceballs: The Coloring Book, Spaceballs: The Bed Sheets, Spaceballs: THE FLAMETHROWER! When I saw this mask for sale, I bought it immediately! My only con with it, is because the writing is too big, not many people will fully make it out and truly appreciate it.

 

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5 - Black Panther: With the passing of Chadwick Boseman, I felt I should let this puppy shine! Wakanda Forever & R.I.P. Mr. Boseman!

 

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6 - The "Sorry Bro, I left my mask in the car!" T-shirt Mask: I kid you not, last week, with in 5 minutes, inside my local quick mart, as I was walking in, the guy behind me came in without his mask, immediately realized his error, pulled his t-shirt over his nose and said "Oh, I'm sorry bro, I left my mask in the car!". I just smiled (under my mask). I bought my stuff, and left. As I was leaving, the same EXACT scenario happened again with a different guy just walking in.

 

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7 - BANE: After the last poll, I realized my Batman mask just wouldn't cut it! So I had to try harder to be compliant. Next thing I know, all the riots are happening, and I realize which mask I needed. Bane from The Dark Knight Returns movie!

 

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8 - Pink Camo: I must say, for the mask my wife wears often, it's comfortable and it smells nice. Plus the color matches my eye (pink eye joke)! Only sad part, is with it being camouflage, I'm afraid I'll be kicked out of a store for someone not seeing that I am in fact, wearing a mask!

 

TSM/Timmy!

9 - Robot Warrior: When I found and paid a dollar for this kids mask, I must say, it reminded me of the Robots from Mortal Kombat... maybe if the Reptile (green) ninja got turned into a cyber assassin. It's light, breathes easy, and possibly intimidating!

 

TSM/Timmy!

10 - "This is fine": The perfect mask for 2020 does exists, and it's super comfy to wear! This is one of my favorites, and fits all the crap we're going through right now!

 

TSM/Timmy!

11 - Master Chief/Halo Helmet: Yes I own a Halo helmet! Yes I have worn it in public! Yes it meets the standards for the epidemic AND the Flood!

 

Now that you've seen a small handful of my choices, what should I start wearing in public to confuse, protect & entertain the masses? Vote below!