Any pet owner knows, that our fuzzy little loved ones have personalities. Depending on who their human is, most likely the personality is a natural reflection. Knowing my significant other, if my dog could talk, I'm sure he'd cuss like a sailor (sorry wifey). Just think about it, how many times have you pretended to throw the ball. Only to have your dog run back to you with the look of betrayal on his face and the thought in his head "you ***hole!" How about when I'm eating a sandwich and little Rusty barks at me, I'm sure he's saying "Drop It F***er!" Or when I come home from work my dog is barking non-stop from his kennel. I'm sure if he spoke English it would be something to the effect of "Get me the F*** out of here you jail warden piece of S***!"

Well, we might not know exactly what they're saying, but at least when my dog runs, jumps, and misses the couch, or sees another dog outside and starts barking, we will have an idea of the swear words he intends to say thanks to the Cuss Collar! The creator of the cuss collar is a company named MSCHF, and claims it will allow your dog to vent all of its frustrations, by turning barks into cuss words (with the help of 2 AAA batteries). They do stress that it is a gag gift and not intended for anti-bark training, so know that before you lay down your hard earned mother f***ing money! Right now, the $60 collar has proven to be so popular that it's out of stock, but according to their website, you can sign up for when the new batch is read for purchase.