KATS Celebrates The Breast Party In The Areola
This Sunday celebrate "National Go Topless Day" with 94.5 KATS-FM! The best place to celebrate is on the beaches of New Hampshire, where it's legal to go topless. Here in Central Washington where it's not legal, we'll have to settle for trading greeting cards like on Valentines Day... only more romantic.
To be honest it kind of snuck up on us this year and unfortunately all the good cards have been snatched up. But if you'd like to give your lady a homemade "National Go Topless Day" Card I found these gems online at Cafepress.com for inspiration:
- "If you want me to look at your eyes, put nipples on them."
- "Boobs: Proof men can focus on two things at once".
- "Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat".