Butt

A Brazilian plastic surgeon facing time in the can, while working on someone's can.

This morning on the Todd & Andy Show during "The Freaks" segment we talked about a guy who was an employee at the Royal Canadian Mint who allegedly pilfered nearly $180,000 CDN in gold 'pucks' by hiding them in his butt as reported by the Calgary Herald...

I have stumbled upon this week's sign that the apocalypse is upon us.  Forget about earthquakes and tsunamis consuming the Northwest, we are already doomed, my friend.

Christopher Taft is celebrating his birthday behind bars, because he shot his sister in the butt over his cake.

Rectum?!?! Damn near killed 'em!