Todd’s Take: Bedazzle Your Cat’s Butthole With ‘Twinkle Tush’

I have stumbled upon this week's sign that the apocalypse is upon us.  Forget about earthquakes and tsunamis consuming the Northwest, we are already doomed, my friend.

Just when you thought that there was nothing left to invent, somebody with too much time on their hands came up with THIS: a cat accessory called Twinkle Tush. It's a jewel that covers up your cat's a-hole.

It's perfect for anyone who hates staring right into their cat's rectum when it walks around with its tail up -- which is just about all the time. Simply purchase, for the low price of $5.99, the Twinkle Tush and you can see a little blue sparkle emanate from Tabby's turd cutter.

The jewel has a cord attached that you slip around your cat's tail, so the jewel dangles down, and when your cat actually needs to go poo, the jewel will naturally hang just out of the way! Brilliant!