wtf

The government is gonna look into fixing the McD's ice cream machines?

There's no signs of life at the building by Target.

Guess using coolant in his car was just too 'mainstream' for him.

If you're going to use a note to rob a bank... maybe type it.

Drive back and complain? Go Sauce-less? Make a bomb threat?

There's a petition!!! I've signed it... will you?

If you're going to steal something... steal something small! Or better yet, don't steal!

Gives a whole new meaning to the "Double Up" effect!

Heavenly food intervention for Timmy!

Timmy got some footage of that sky explosion on Thursday night!

Side note: If the T-Rex is smart enough to hire a great publicist, it could use all 15 minutes of this newfound infamy to push for being named "the official dinosaur of Washington state". Its arch-enemy, the Suciasaurus Rex, is well on its way to being declared the queen and king of all di…

I want a "Miss Molly Macabre" doll!