wtf

So many questions can pop into mind when you find something in a place you should NEVER find it.

Re-live your childhood and see a colorful smile when the bill collectors call!

When you gotta go... you gotta go! Just don't call 911 for help because you're stuck in traffic!

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth... look in the trunk!

The government is gonna look into fixing the McD's ice cream machines?

There's no signs of life at the building by Target.

Guess using coolant in his car was just too 'mainstream' for him.

If you're going to use a note to rob a bank... maybe type it.

Drive back and complain? Go Sauce-less? Make a bomb threat?

There's a petition!!! I've signed it... will you?

If you're going to steal something... steal something small! Or better yet, don't steal!

Gives a whole new meaning to the "Double Up" effect!