I have stumbled upon this week's sign that the apocalypse is upon us. Forget about earthquakes and tsunamis consuming the Northwest, we are already doomed, my friend.
As I returned to my home the other day from picking up my son from baseball practice, I noticed a piece of paper had been attached to the front door of my house. This isn't a terribly uncommon occurrence as we get our fair share of soliciting in my neighborhood. Sometimes it's kids looking to mow th…