Topless Woman Armed With Sword Arrested in Oregon

Florida is leaking into the West Coast. But seriously, we are getting Florida Man stories up here all the time now!

Police in Riley, Ore., have arrested a woman trying to get into a store. She was armed with a sword, high on meth, oh and topless.

Authorities say she made a break for it and stole an American flag to cover up with.

Lady Liberty, draped in freedom ...