WTF Florida?

Lot of weird news in the year of 2014... but when it comes to the weird & the stupid, Florida takes the cake. Here's a snippet of some of the headlines out of Florida this year. Check out the link below to read more of the stories. New Years Resolution for Florida in 2015... STRAIGHTEN UP!

* "Florida Man attempts to smoke crack in ICU, almost burns down hospital."

* "Florida man claims wife was kidnapped by holograms."

* "Florida Man escapes adult novelty store with $300 Jenna Jameson doll in tow."

* "Florida Man steals 850 pairs of underwear from Victoria's Secret."

* "Florida Man attacks nephew over undercooked noodles."

* "Florida Man sets apartment complex on fire after manager told him to stop masturbating in front of windows."

* "Florida Man tattoos black widow spider on his face to combat arachnophobia."

* "Florida Men attack ice cream man who wouldn't take $20 bill for pickled sausage."

* "Florida man arrested after urinating on in-law's carpet during Thanksgiving gathering."

* "Florida Man attempts to leave store with chainsaw stuffed down his pants."

* "Florida Man resists arrest while dressed in Boy Scout costume."

* "Florida Man steals 36,000 pounds of Crisco."

* "Florida Man accidentally butt-dials 911 while cooking meth with his mom."

* "Florida Man escapes prison to buy beer, no one notices."

* "Florida Man attacks ATM with hatchet after it refuses to take his check."

* "Florida Men surprised to learn mannequin is actually dead body."

* "Florida Man proposes to girlfriend, ties ring to alligator."

For more on these stories check out NewsMic.com