WTF: Will We Let Bezos Back In?
Another day, another petition dealing with Jeff Bezos. Last week during Todd & Timmy's Daily Dose of WTF, we told you about the petition set up to get Amazon founder Jeff Bezos to buy and EAT the famous piece of art, The Mona Lisa. As of this writing, that petition has over 12,670 signatures. Well, now we have one that might not only revoke Jeff's citizenship, but also his planetary status as well!
A new petition has popped up dealing with Mr. Bezos upcoming trip to outer space. If all goes well, next month on June 7th, aboard Blue Origin's first rocket set to go into space will have Jeff and his brother Mark as part of it's crew. & if all goes REALLY REALLY WELL, they might just stay there. Not one, but TWO petitions are making the rounds trying to get the founder of Amazon & Blue Origin to not be allowed back to Earth. One of the petitions titled "Do not allow Jeff Bezos to return to Earth" simply states: "Billionaire's should not exist...on earth, or in space, but should they decide the latter they should stay there."
The other petition, also located at Change.org is titled "Petition To Not Allow Jeff Bezos Re-Entry To Earth" and goes a little more into detail about why Jeff should be kept off our home.
Jeff Bezos is actually Lex Luthor, disguised as the supposed owner of a super successful online retail store. However, he's actually an evil overlord hellbent on global domination. We've known this for years.
It goes into even more details dealing with the Epstein conspiracy, Knights Templar & Free Masons. If you're still curious, yes the "Flat Earth" conspiracy is also mentioned in this petition. As of this post, both petitions combined have received over 131,000 signatures. & you thought Jeff's ex-wife hated him!
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