Pass Gas in Yakima? Here’s How We Excuse Ourselves

We've all been in that situation. You think everything is good, you're out and about enjoying the day in Yakima, then you feel the rumbling in your stomach, and that feeling goes down a little lower.

Then a little lower, and you know you're not going to be able to hold it.

You pray that it is just gas, and not something that you'll end up spending much more time on clean-up duty than originally intended.

So, you cross your fingers, relax, and hope for the best. The best being no noise, no smell, no problem!

But, your cover is blown (hopefully your pants aren't). Everyone around you heard it. You passed gas out loud.

So, now what do you say? How do you excuse yourself when you pass gas?

This was the question we posed to our listening audience, and the responses were quite entertaining.

For me, personally, I also go the loud and proud and yell "SCIENCE".

It usually gets the point across that I was conducting some type of weird experiment that everyone in the room is not a part of.

Passing Gas Excuse: Quiet & Polite Excuse

Others in our audience are a little quieter and not so bold with their claiming of the act.

"Someone's got a tooty booty." – Aeniah Frost

"I don't say anything, I just wait for the discovery." – Jay Callarman

"I'd say excuse me (as I vacate the premises)." – Allison Dekker

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Passing Gas Excuse: Ownership Claims

Then there are those who accept ownership and don't attempt to pass the blame.

"My Bad." – Michelle Renee & Sonya Pritchard

"Wrong button." – Frankie Meyerriecks

"Gambled and Won!" – Monica Lynn Testerman

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Passing Gas Excuse: Passing Blame, i.e. 'The Dog Did It'

Then we have those who blame animals.

"Did you hear that frog?" – Justin Young

"There is a barking spider in the house!" – Robert Lewis

"Go Ducks!" – Stuart Barger

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Passing Gas Excuse: The Gross Factor

And of course, we couldn't forget those of us who enjoy the grossness factor:

"Can you taste what I ate?" – Nathan Jackson

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"Bombs Away!" – Trever Harmon

"Smell the victory!" – Elisabeth Oldham

"Do you smell popcorn?" – Melissa Hudson

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Are you a 'loud and proud', 'politely claim', 'pass blame', or 'gross' when it comes to passing gas? Will you start using any of these excuses? Tap the App and let us know.

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