A couple of days ago, I did a post about all of the big-assed "WELCOME" signs I'm seeing, well... pretty much everywhere it seems these days.

I, truly, wasn't poking fun. I was only trying to make an observation with a humorous twist. Turns out, the joke's on me...

When I got up Saturday morning, I was doing my normal weekend thing. Coffee, check the boob tube for something resembling college football. After a while, my son said to my wife, "Should we tell him?"

What? Tell me what?

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They told me I had a "gift" on the front porch. Now, as a recently converted Amazon Prime whore, I'm getting used to things arriving on my threshold a couple times a week but this -- THIS  -- was entirely unexpected.

One of my son's teachers and Cross Country coaches out at East Valley High (and a big-time 94.5 KATS listener and rock-'n-roll type of guy) Mr. Aaron Norman, left me this behemoth (see: below)

Hey, at least he had the sense and kindness to paint it in Seattle Seahawks colors!

Rock on!
\m/  \m/
Todd E. Lyons, Esq.

 

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