Gentlemen if you are packaged-ly challenged, here is the contest for you.

 

A bar in Brooklyn is hosting a Small Penis Pagent.  Apparantly they do it ever year and it gets a ... ahem... huge turn out.  Contestants take part in an Evening Wear, Swimsuit and Talent competition.  If any of those guys are able to pull off the "wrist watch" I'll be amazed.

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