Timmy Tales: One Last 'F*** You!' of 2020

I know I have it pretty good, but I got to admit, this one felt a little personal. One last "F*** You!" from 2020! I was working at my other job on New Years Eve. I was set to get off work at 10:30pm and my wife was planning to have dinner waiting for me, so we could eat and ring in the new year. It was just going to be the two of us (for obvious reasons) so we decided to get a couple pizzas, cheap and easy. Well it wasn't until my wife called saying our oven was on fire, that those plans were toast!

Luckily no one was hurt, and the fire wasn't even that big, but the heating element on the bottom of the oven had burnt itself in half. Luckily we only had to go till Saturday for a store to be open for a replacement. But the fact I had to wait 2 days into the new new year to enjoy my New Years Eve pizza's definitely felt like one last "F*** You!" from 2020 not to mention sabotaging my new diet!

In telling that same story to a couple of my friends, Jean-Ray, who lives in Spokane, told me how she got off work at 9p New Years Eve, and slipped on the ice heading to her car. She's fine now, but was definitely sore when I talked to her New Years afternoon. I also heard the tale from my "mini-mart friend". I sadly don't know his name, but every time I get gas and frequent a certain mini-mart, he's there and he's awesome. I told him about my oven tale and asked how his New Years Eve was. He told me his story & how his wife had a lot of the family over to celebrate (they were outside, and following guidelines). Well just before midnight, some of them needed to take off. I guess his young 13-year-old cousin wasn't doing well. Got almost out of the front door, when the cousin couldn't hold it anymore, and blew chunks all over the front door entrance. My friend rang in the new year by cleaning up vomit. Yup, 3 total cases of "2020 F*** You!" and I'm sure there are many more!

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