Timmy’s ‘Storming Area 51′ Playlist
As any athlete knows, the proper soundtrack can really make or break a workout. With the Facebook Event coming up Saturday, Sept. 20, you don't have much time to get your iPods, MP3 players or intergalactic audio transmitters ready! Here are some tracks Timmy suggests rockin' while you're avoiding getting probed!
Metallica: Seek & Destroy -- First up is Metallica! It's time to get pumped up and ready, because you just may not be coming back! Seek, but try not to destroy, all that stuff is technically taxpayer property.
Blink 182: Aliens Exist -- This song is just for you to keep in mind, that they do exist!
The Offspring: Coming For You -- Song says it all ... you have a goal, don't stop till it's achieved! Or till you get tased.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Slime Creatures From Outer Space -- Just to keep things light and fun. After all, this might be the last Facebook Event you ever join.
Foo Fighters: Sky Is A Neighborhood -- Just to let you know that you are not alone, and there is probably more than one alien inside Alien 51. Be like Mister Rogers, meet all the neighbors!
Monster Magnet: Space Lord -- If the sky is a neighborhood, and you find multiple species of aliens, grays, lizards, wookies, melmacian, etc. Show them who their new ruler is!
Queen: Don't Stop Me Now -- Hopefully you're having a good time! If not, this song will make the terror seem more fun!
Powerman 5000: When Worlds Collide -- Remember when you're inside Area 51, besides E.T.'s and new type of vehicle, you may find a type of Star Gate, this song will help prepare you.
Puddle of Mudd: Spaceship -- Speaking of secret, new types of vehicles, by this point of the playlist, you might be looking for an exit strategy, find a ship and ride!
Rob Zombie: Well, Everybody’s Fucking in a U.F.O. -- Not sure if this is the prize you were hoping for when you clicked the join button on the Facebook Event, but needless to say, this is a damn good song to wrap up your adventure with. If you choose to watch the video below, be warned, it is UNCENSORED, unlike what you'll probably encounter at Area 51.
Good luck, and if you end up getting caught by national security, remember the wise words of E.T., "phone home."