I wish I could be as awesome as Sybil Marie Hicks was in life -- or death! She passed away on Feb. 2 at the age of 81. She decided before she went, she'd write her own formal announcement of her passing and it appeared in the The Hamilton Spectator newspaper on Feb. 5. She will be remembered, not just for having great wit, but because of her (in her own words) "smoking hot body I have always wanted... having been cremated."

R.I.P., Sybil, I wish I knew you in life, but thank you for the great laughs in death.

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