Is This Pickle Drink The Yakima's New Summer Sensation?

The article I wrote titled "Yakima Man Annoyed @ Wife For Interrupting Conan Comic" did not fly well with my wife. (Spoiler alert, I am 'Yakima Man').

In an attempt to make up for my ill-placed, comical article, she requested a drink. A drink of pickles!

We had agreed to 'No April Fools' jokes, so I knew she was serious, and she was.

I cannot stand the taste of pickles; in fact, that is one of the reasons she married me; she gets all of my pickles. It was in our wedding vows, for her to 'hold and cherish and de-pickle my burgers', were pledged in front of friends and family 12 years ago.

Dutch Bros. has a brand new drink, and my wife wanted it.

tsm/Timmy!

Legal C.Y.A. for Pickleback Rebel Drink Taste Test.

This is not a paid advertisement for or against this drink. I personally don't think you could pay me enough to drink pickle-flavored liquid.

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Taste Test of Pickleback Rebel Drink

I got her the drink, with ice, not as 'blended' (slushy). I handed it to her, and she took a drink. Started giggling and ran back inside her work.

Later in the evening, when we got home, she gave me her notes:

"It tastes like chasing your cough syrup with pickle juice,"
- Stephanie (my wife).

She told me how she liked it, but if she ordered another one, she planned to get it as a 'lemon aid' mix or as an Italian soda (or, as she giggled, 'A Pickle Pop').

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