Yakima Man Annoyed @ Wife For Interrupting Conan Comic

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." – Conan of Cimmeria

After celebrating their 12-year wedding anniversary, a local Yakima man might have reached his limit.

After a long, hard day's work of talking into a microphone and writing articles like trying new foods, how the Sonic Drive-In could be a strip club, and the Yakima Humane Society winning back-to-back national competitions, he just wanted to sit down and relax.

A goal to kick back with a good comic and let his mind and imagination wander.

Opening the pages of a Conan comic book (a slightly bigger sized book, so technically a magazine), he was looking forward to another classic adventure from the Hyborian Age.

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This particular issue was special; it was The Savage Sword of Conan, #1, which not only told a tale of sword and sorcery along with bloody violence but also introduced a new character, Blackmark.

Not only that, but this particular magazine, starring the character created by Robert E. Howard, was also the debut of an iconic outfit by a redhead warrior who is one of the few who can rival our barbarian's skill with a sword. Red Sonja and her iconic chainmail bikini debuted in this particular issue.

But did the Yakima man's lovely bride for 12 years understand or appreciate any of that?

NO! She wanted me (I mean, the Yakima man) to take out the garbage.

It's so annoying; the garbage will be there later, but the heat of battle is NOW!

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