KFC Chizza is a Fat Guy’s Dream

Ever been eating chicken and think, "You know what would taste good on this chicken? Pizza!" Yes this might sound like the perfect thought for last Friday (4/20), but I'm finding out about it today and thought I'd share the news. The Chizza! Sure you've heard of chicken on a pizza, but that usually comes with Alfredo sauce and bacon. This bad boy is all of your deep fried dreams. Chicken pizza crust topped with your favorite pizza toppings. I have not tried this, but this gives me joy, not only because I'm a heavier fella, but because I cannot wait to hear the type of jokes Patton Oswalt will come up with!